In a story begging for excessive use of puns, double entendre, and bawdy humor, I have decided to take the high road. Yes, this is rare moment for me when decorum and good taste have won out (for the time being). Of course that doesn't mean I can't furnish you with a link to this story of high-flying flatuance.

MSNBC: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville

I would be remiss if I did not mention some of my favorite headlines related to this story:

New York Daily News: Her seat in first-gas section KOs flight
The Buffalo News: Fire and flatulence spark panic on plane
NBC4.com: Woman Under Fire After In-Flight Flatulence

I came across one enterprising company that knows a golden opportunity when it sees (or smells) one. Flat-D Innovations: Don't let Flatulence Spoil Yours or 99 Others Travel Plans

Alright, I think I've exhausted this subject...for now.