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February 28, 2007

Kids on Planes

With last summer's blockbuster Snakes on Planes playing to terrified DVD renters worldwide, perhaps it's time to take it to the next level and produce an equally horrifying sequel: Kids on Planes.

Oh relax, I love kids, but if a recent article on consumeraffairs.com is any indication, travelers' nerves are wearing thin over unruly children at 30,000 feet. Accoridng to the article, AirTran received over 14,000 emails in support of its decision to remove a family from a flight because of a loud and disobedient child.  

Perhaps I have selective amnesia or perhaps I was strong-armed into submission by parents who felt kids should be granted permission to speak only upon graduating college, but there definitely seems to be a shift in what parents deem acceptable public behavior for their children. Unfortunately for them, it seems the traveling public is not on board with it.

Read complete story:

Passengers Applaud Airline Measures Against Unruly Kids

February 23, 2007

Webinar: Safety First for Women on the Road

Roy Rogers said it best, "Happy trails to you, until we meet again."

Whether a happy trail or incident-free business trip, traveling safely is job one in my book. Crime can dim a trip to the City of Lights, or take a bite out of a visit to the Big Apple, especially if you're an easy target. The first line of defense from theft in any city is being prepared and taking precautions.

Here's where I plug a great online Webinar hosted by Expedia Corporate Travel.

           

Register now for this live Travel Safety Seminar

Kathleen Ameche, author of The Woman Road Warrior, will be presenting an online webinar to share her expertise on travel safety. (You could say she wrote the book.) And while the subject may be serious, it's safe to say that the lively online presentation promises to be both informative and engaging. Kathleen will also take your questions.

This free live presentation will be Tuesday, March 13, (10 a.m. PT, 11 a.m. MT, Noon Central, 1 p.m. ET).

Airlines Behaving Badly

So this is how a Maine Lobster must feel before the big boil. If last week's steaming emails were any indication, another second at my desk and I could have been served with drawn butter. (Note: there's a shorter cooking time when the main course lacks a thick skin or an exoskeleton.)

I really hit a nerve and rightfully so, as my timing seemed woefully bad. Unfortunately, the writing of last week's column Passengers Behaving Badly predated the debacle that I have come to call Airlines Behaving Badly.

Airline travel hit a new nadir last week when winter storms and mismanagement left some passengers and flight crews trapped onboard planes for up to 11 hours. To add insult to injury, in most cases the terminal was within view.

As someone who can barely sit through a single showing of Lawrence of Arabia, I was impressed that no one lunged for the emergency door and triggered the air slide. (Bundle up kids; we're sledding back to the terminal.)

Later in the week, the news was dominated by airline executives apologizing for a series of failures. Whether a combination of poor weather, communications, planning, or scheduling created this perfect storm for the unwary traveler, it doesn't really matter as long as it gets fixed. The consensus among travelers (and airlines hopefully) is this should never happen again.

To that end, the talk is fast and furious to create a national Passenger Bill of Rights, that is, guidelines or laws that protect passengers from such abuses.

While this is not a new discussion, the events of last week will likely add traction, if not justification to its creation and enforcement. In fact, Rep. Michael Thompson announced that he would submit a bill supporting an air passenger bill of rights.

JetBlue has been quick to initiate its own Customer Bill of Rights outlining what the airline will do to help regain the confidence of its travelers.

Here are some other related links that I think you'll find interesting.

Scarborough's nine hours on the runway

Weighing in with the Coalition for Passengers' Bill of Rights

The message is loud and clear as travelers call for change, a change that includes not being hermetically sealed with a couple hundred strangers in a machine better suited for the skies than the terra firma.


What are your thoughts?
Tom Conway, who would happily trade sitting through Cats with sitting on a tarmac, looks forward to your comments below. 

February 22, 2007

Travel Trivia Parties On!

What city's Carnival begins with "Flight of the Dove" where one brave soul suspended by wires 'flies' from the city's highest tower to revelers below?

Host to the world's biggest party, what city's Carnival pulses to the beat of the Samba?

Celebrations take many forms in the Big Easy, but none is more venerated than the Mardi Gras parade. How many parades are scheduled to take place this year at New Orleans' 151st Mardi Gras celebration?

Never Leaving Las Vegas

Who knew that Elvis and Ann Margaret's playground would grow up to be one amazing business (and play) destination.
Thank you, thank you very much.

Take a look a readers' hotel choices and comments, or add your own.
Denver
Los Angeles
San Francisco

Finally! Wine tasting at the airport!

Ever since the TSA violently removed my beloved box o' wine from my grasp as I headed toward boarding, I've been enjoying airline travel much less.

Fortunately Vino Volo has come on the scene here on the West Coast. Italian for "wine flight" (two great things that go great together!!), these wine lovers are classing up airports with their tasteful wine bars and retail stores.

So far they have stores open at the Dulles, Sacramento and most recently, Seattle, airports. Next time you need to kill some time at an airport or need to pick up a last-minute gift, check out Vino Volo!

February 21, 2007

Time to See the Light

It's time for my public service announcement as Daylight Saving Time (DST) is not what it used to be. No longer set to begin at 2 a.m. on the first Sunday in April, DST now begins on the second Sunday in March.

That's right weary travelers, mark your calendars for March 11, and consider setting your clocks ahead one hour at bedtime and then allow yourself an extra hour of shuteye. It only seems fair.

And should you need to know what time it is in Vanuatu or Venezuela, check out this great site featuring times around the world.

February 19, 2007

Where to Go For Real-Time Airport Status

The Department of Transportation (DOT) has added a helpful travel tool to its Web site: the real-time airport status page. By visiting http://www.fly.faa.gov/index.html, you can check for air traffic delays at 40 American airports or even more airports if you search by region. What makes this site particularly unique as well as valuable is the in-depth and up-to-the-minute accuracy of its delay information, which includes delays by destinations, general departure delays, and general arrival delays.

February 16, 2007

Passengers Behaving Badly

Q: With all this heightened security, what happens if you misbehave on a plane?
— Jennifer A.


A. Now, Jennifer, your question worries me a bit. I hope this is isn't a thinly veiled attempt to learn how far you can go before being body blocked by a Federal Air Marshal. You do know they travel armed, don't you?

Dangerously antisocial in-flight behavior (my people call it air rage) is a felony, which can be punishable by up to 20 years in prison and $25,000 in penalties (not to mention civil suits and lifetime play on YouTube.com).

The rules are clear. Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) prohibits passengers from assaulting, threatening, intimidating, interfering or endangering the crew or fellow passengers.

The days of a mere slap on the hand, verbal reprimand and stern scowl for in-flight shenanigans have gone the way of the in-flight moist towelette.

For instance, a passenger was recently found guilty of assaulting a flight attendant and interfering with her duties. He was sentenced to 33 months in a federal prison. Having to be subdued by the co-pilot did not help the case of the accused. In another case, a passenger was successfully sued for $750,000 for assaulting and injuring a flight attendant.

So the next time you feel the urge to fling a pudding cup at the purser, or douse your row mate with Evian, retreat to your calmer inner self and keep your hands to yourself.

Some industry leaders are calling for an air rage blacklist of potentially dangerous passengers who would be banned from air travel worldwide for life.

And several lawmakers have called for a two-drink maximum onboard commercial aircraft, as most air rage incidents involve alcohol.

British Airways issues "yellow cards" to belligerent passengers. The card acts as a final notice to the unruly flyer, citing failure to behave onboard will result in arrest upon landing. (Much more effective than hearing the pilot say, "Don't make me stop this plane.")

The card further explains the passenger will be liable for all costs associated with their removal if the captain diverts the flight to the closest airport.

In recent years, the escalation of the fines, jail time and enforcement has helped reduce air rage instances. As for things to come, the most promising deterrent will be the advent of onboard surveillance cameras, which are now being tested.

As a point of clarification, it's still okay to ring your flight attendant call button, but you better smile when you make your request.


Have a question for Tom?
Tom Conway, who refutes that he ever said, "You talkin' to me, you talkin' to me?" to a uniformed crew member, looks forward to your questions, comments and tips.

February 15, 2007

Heavenly Stays in the City of Angeles

 

There's no place quite like Los Angeles; it's unabashedly American and yet vibrantly international. Whether you call it City of Angels, La-La-Land, or simply L.A., it's a great city for the business traveler. Which begs the question... "Where do you stay when you visit L.A.?"

Take a look a readers' hotel choices and comments, or add your own.
San Francisco
Denver

Swooning With Travel Trivia

Who knew bankers were such romantics. What heartfelt gesture graced the Washington Mutual Center in downtown Seattle this week?

After the discovery of a 2,000-year-old coin brandishing the two well-known profiles, scholars were quick to point out that the famous paramours were decidedly not as attractive as Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor. Can you name antiquity's favorite couple?

He may not be hunting for love, but this handsome beau had a spring in his step after winning the Best in Show Trophy at the 131st Westminster Dog Show. What breed was this top dog named James?

 

February 14, 2007

RFID: No Excuse for Lost Luggage

If the post office can keep track of your Aunt Frida's finest fruitcake while in transit to your holiday home, it seems logical that checked luggage should enjoy the same courtesy. Oddly though, the bar codes on your bag tags function differently and are more about telling the automated bag conveyors where to direct your bag than how to monitor its location.

The good news is things are about to change with the introduction of the Radio Frequency Identification (RIFD). In the near future, microchips will track your luggage on its journey, allowing airline staff (and you) to know its whereabouts should the need arise.

Lose yourself in more details about this new application.

February 9, 2007

Travel Trivia Cruises Through History

This week the largest ship to ever visit San Francisco received a hero's welcome from the city by the bay. Can you name the ship?

The aforementioned ship will meet her sister ship in Sydney Harbor February 20. Can you name the other member of this royal family?

Can you name the largest passenger vessel constructed in the United States and the fastest ocean liner to ever cross the North Atlantic (both eastbound and westbound)?

Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

When even the biggest critic of global warming comes around, you know you have to take this thing seriously.

And that's exactly what all business-class carrier Silverjet is doing. They've gone completely carbon neutral -- which is basically a way of putting a dollar value against emissions, with those dollars then used for carbon cutting measures. Think of it as trading waste for freshly planted trees.  At least that's how we understand it, please correct us if we're wrong!

We don't know if this will work or spread, but, hey, we don't see how this can be a bad thing.

February 8, 2007

Please Come to Denver With the Snowfall

What's Your Favorite Hotel in Denver? 

Who knows better about a great place to stay than the savvy Road Warrior. Take a second and add your comments about your favorite lodging in Denver.  

February 7, 2007

I Love My Biffy

I'm always fascinated by airline jargon. And while writing a story, I was doing a little research about some odd airline terminology. My prime target was the word biffy, which is the universal airline term for an onboard bathroom (at least in my dictionary).

Ask any flight attendant where the biffy is, and he or she won't miss a beat in pointing you in the right direction--all while giving you that glare that says, "Don't even think about using the biffy in the first class cabin."

Well thanks to Google, I learned about a new product (and usage) for biffy, and not surprisingly its etymology is very close to home. 

As they say on the Web site, "I love my biffy!"  

February 6, 2007

To Your Travel Health

An apple a day may keep the doctor away when you’re biding your time at home; but what’s the answer to good health when you’re on the road? Here are  two of my favorite sources of health information for the traveler: the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the World Health Organization (WHO).

Travelers’ Health from the CDC:  Look here for regional outbreaks, health references and vaccination information. And while malaria remains one of the most serious diseases on the planet, avian flu seems to be making the headlines. Click the links to learn about both, countries affected and CDC recommendations to avoid each disease.

Need a second opinion? Visit the World Health Organization.

February 2, 2007

They forgot WHAT??

OK, so when I fly I want to know the flight is safe, you know that they checked everything. But when I hear you forgot to get your LIQUOR LICENSE?? Now we've got issues, people!

That's what appears to have happened to US Airways. According to the Associated Press, the airline didn't have a current liquor license in New Mexico and had to, yes, stop serving!! It's rough out there, people, I'm telling you....

When Shadows Fall in Pennsylvania

It's that time of year when we pitch the modern advances of meteorology, and we pin our hopes of an early spring on the bashful shadow of a portly prognosticator from the keystone state. Yep, Punxsutawney Phil, groundhog extraordinaire, will head (or be forced) outdoors on February 2 at 7:00 a.m. EST to see or not to see his shadow.

Learn more about this venerable winter tradition and my favorite furry forecaster.

Update:  Phil Says Spring is Right Around the Corner!

Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/07 at 7:28 a.m. at Gobbler's Knob:

El Nino has caused high winds, heavy snow, ice and freezing temperatures in the west.
Here in the East with much mild winter weather we have been blessed.

Global warming has caused a great debate.
This mild winter makes it seem just great.

On this Groundhog Day we think of one thing.
Will we have winter or will we have spring?

On Gobbler's Knob I see no shadow today.
I predict that early spring is on the way.

February 1, 2007

Travel Trivia Jazzes Things Up

Hailed as the best jazz musician of the twentieth century, Louis Armstrong was born and raised in what city? (Hint: The city's airport bears his name.)

Discovered at Amateur Night at the Apollo, this 13-time Grammy winner set the standard for jazz singing in America, and was honored this week with the unveiling of her commemorative stamp. Can you name the artist?

Born in Washington, D.C. in 1899, this elegant composer, musician and band leader was American jazz royalty. Can you name the artist?