Making a Case for the Traveling Laptop

For me, maneuvering through the stanchions, ropes and queues of an airport security checkpoint has all the appeal of exploring a corn maze in a parka in July. Being a Point A to Point B kind of guy, I relished any route that can be described as how a crow flies. Don't get me wrong, I can take the road less traveled, just don't make me remove my shoes, empty the contents of my briefcase or answer the burning question, "Is this your laptop?"
So you'll understand my glee when I learned that the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is working with manufacturers to produce new checkpoint-friendly standards which will eliminate the need for passengers to remove laptops from their cases before going through security. It will just require having the right bag in your possession.
While style points have no place in the TSA equation, a bag is considered checkpoint friendly when adhering to the following requirements:
–designated laptop-only section
–laptop-only section completely unfolds to lie flat on the X-ray belt
–No metal snaps, zippers or buckles inside, underneath or on top of the laptop-only section
–No pockets on the inside or outside of the laptop-only section
–Nothing packed in the laptop-only section (except laptop, of course)
These are just preliminary guidelines so don't run out and buy a new bag quite yet. The TSA is currently testing submitted bag prototypes and expects to announce its laptop policy baggage change in fall 2008. In the meantime, take a look at the bag styles that the TSA believes will produce a clear and unobstructed image of the laptop when undergoing X-ray screening.
My happiness will be complete when the TSA initiates checkpoint-friendly shoes, watches, cell phones, wallets, toiletry items, CPAP machines and water bottles.
Comments
I can tell a female was not involved in the design process of the laptop bags being tested. We do not like ugly laptop bags just because they are TSA approved! Where should I place the power cords,mouse,and paper work in the approved bags? Keys so I can find later for the drive home. Where do I place an unopened bottle of water, instead of paying for over priced water on the concourses?
TSA let's design some covers for your shoes....I am sure they would sell! I don't own any!!!!!!
Posted by: Frazier | September 3, 2008 10:49 AM
Doesn't sound like the bag will be any different than the pull your laptop out of the bag and place it seperately from your shoes, blackberry etc.
Posted by: RLoomis | September 3, 2008 10:52 AM
We would all be better off if the TSA would dispense with charade of putting shoes through the X-Ray machines. Since X-Ray machines cannot detect plastic explosives (which was the stated reason why you have to put shoes through the machine to begin with), it is an absolute sham. It is all designed to give the public a false sense of security and give the TSA the illusion that they are being proactive. What a joke.
Posted by: M. Rogers | September 3, 2008 11:01 AM
I just want to know who the terrorist is that suffers from sleep apnea.
Posted by: Andy | September 4, 2008 7:36 AM